Technology
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Background: There has been surprisingly little development in world-destroying technology since the 1960s, when the ICBM (intercontinental ballistic missile) made it possible for modern civilization to be ended in a just a few hours (Figure 1). Proposal: Unfortunately, as a result of the extremely efficient approach to destruction shown in Figure 1, very little development…
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Background: Diligent coworkers frequently set their email system to auto-reply with a specific “out of office” message when they’re on vacation. For example: “I’m gone on vacation until July 25, please email me after that.” The Issue: It can be annoying to have to wait for a coworker to return from vacation to ask them…
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Background: There are a surprisingly huge number of emoji for expressing relatively rarely-used concepts, such as 🎍 (bamboo decoration), 🤾🏻♂️ (handball), 🎠 (carousel horse), 🛖 (thatched-roof cottage), and 🛋️ (couch and lamp). The Issue: Weirdly, there is no “standard” emoji for unambiguously expressing the concept “thanks!” or “you’re welcome!” One commonly seen approximation is 🙏…
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Background: Vendors at stadium events often wander around the stands, selling hot dogs / popcorn / etc. to sports fans. Since a cart is impractical due to the stairs, vendors typically carry their products using a special-purpose carrying harness. The Issue: For many office jobs, a person needs access to a keyboard in order to…
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Background: In today’s allegedly modern world, when people encounter technical problems with their computers, they usually either check for a solution on the Internet or instantly give up in frustration. What they DO NOT typically do is begin a magical ritual to placate the angry spirits! This is surprising, as, for, thousands of years, humans…
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Background: “Doomscrolling” refers to the act of relentlessly scrolling through negative news online, often to the psychological detriment of the person scrolling. It may be surprising that a person would intentionally ingest distressing news, but consider that doom-adjacent news is more emotionally engaging than “normal” news: imagine the hypothetical article “Interest rates were raised by…
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The Issue: Legal contracts are often verbose and uninteresting to read. It can also be very hard for a person to motivate themselves to read a contract and find all the parts where a signature is required. Certain online services have made this somewhat easier (they typically jump directly to the parts the require signatures,…
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The issue: It’s easy to stay up too late by browsing the Internet on a cell phone instead going to sleep. The recommended solution to this is “don’t do that,” but it can be difficult to have enough self-discipline. Proposal: The solution is simple: before you go to bed, you should put your cell phone…
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Proposal: Illustrated children’s books usually consist of two main things: Unfortunately, books written before the advent of computer-generated images are stuck with “stale” illustrations: each page contains a single fixed image that will never change. But thanks to machine learning, we can fix this! Observe the new style of children’s book, where instead of an…
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Background: In the far future, intelligent robots may wonder: is biological consciousness possible? Specifically: is it possible for a fully-organic creature with no CPU to possess more than the most rudimentary form of intelligence? As robots will know, robotic intelligence is controlled by a complicated “neural network” system (Figure 1) that has been carefully trained…
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