Background:
A cat owner may install a “cat door”—a cat-sized flap—in a door in their house (Fig 1). This allows a cat to travel freely even when the human-sized door is closed.
A cat door also removes the need for the cat to carry a set of keys.
Proposal:
But why should cats get all the convenience? It’s time for humans to also get the same hands-free keyless entry door options as cats! Behold, the “Cat Door For People” (Figure 2).
It’s likely that one grille would not be sufficient to restrict entry to a specific person. Perhaps a series of closely-spaced metal grilles at different angles would be required. However, the convenience will definitely make this worthwhile.
One possible pitfall of this system is that any small animals (e.g. rats, snakes, scorpions) will be able to easily pass through a sequence of human-sized cutouts. Additionally, heating and cooling a house will become nearly impossible if there is an grating that is open to the outdoors at all times.
Fortunately, there is a simple fix to this issue: simply add some sort of solid horizontally-pivoting wooden plank to one side of the grille. It could even have a lock and handle, for additional security.
Further Reading:
For more examples of this idea in practice, see the 2001 black-and-white horror comic The Enigma of Amigara Fault (https://www.google.com/search?q=images+The+Enigma+of+Amigara+Fault+silhouette).
PROS: Brings cat-door convenience to humans!
CONS: Every person in a household would probably need their own door, since it’s unlikely that they’d all have exactly matching silhouettes.
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