Do any programmers work at your company? Give them the ultimate retirement gift—save all code contributions (e.g. `git` commits) and have them published as a leather bound book!
Occasionally, people get a gift or memento from a company after working there for a certain period of time, or, sometimes, when their jobs are outsourced to a much cheaper country and everyone is fired.
For programmers, what better way to commemorate their contributions to a company than a log of all their code contributions?
Specifically, the proposal is to collate all of the log messages into a giant bookshelf-worthy tome.
Here, I’m using git as an example (Figure 1), but any version control system with annotation could work (e.g. user comments in Microsoft Word’s “Track Changes”).
All of a user’s contributions to a codebase can be collected by running a simple command (e.g. git publish_book –user=jsmith44 –start 2014 –end 2018). This would generate the raw PDF / ePub / Microsoft Word document that would then be sent off to a print-on-demand printing company to generate a physical book (Figure 2).
PROS: Makes for a great retirement gift!
CONS: Reading it could cause existential dread, especially if the code was contributed toward an ultimately-failed project.