Sell your refrigerator while it still has value: a new understanding of physics makes it possible to keep food from perishing WITHOUT refrigeration, using the astronomical object known as a “black hole.”
Refrigeration is a great way to preserve foods. But chilling and/or freezing foods can have adverse effects on taste.
What if there was a way to stop time for the food WITHOUT chilling it?
Luckily, physics provides a solution: as an object moves more quickly through space, it experiences the effects of time more slowly.
We can make use of this phenomenon by creating the “black hole fridge”: a miniature black hole that objects can orbit at nearly the speed of light, preserving them from spoilage (Figure 1).
When placing food into the fridge, it is important to place it in ORBIT around the black hole. Be sure not to drop the food directly into it. See Figure 2 for instructions.
PROS: Preserves food for thousands or millions of years WITHOUT requiring freezing or refrigeration!
CONS: None! Food spoilage is now a thing of the past.