french revolution

After fixing your home (thanks to this tip) you need no longer fear accidental “French Revolution”-style decapitation in your kitchen!

Aug 24, 2020

Design, Household, Public Safety & OSHA

french revolution, kitchen cabinet, safety cabinet, spring cabinet

Background: Most kitchens contain a countertop and overhead cabinets. The doors on these cabinets generally swing open. The issue: An unlucky individual may stand up underneath one of these open cabinet doors and injure themselves on the edge. Although this situation may seem unlikely, it can arise when a person bends over to pick up…
Thumb your nose at those “know-it-all furniture designers” with this exotic and impractical table! Finally, an outrageous way to show off your OBSCENE WEALTH.

Mar 13, 2017

Design, Furniture

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The issue: Once upon a time, it was possible to show off one’s obscene wealth by purchasing ornately-decorated objects that were obviously expensive. However, in the era of modern manufacturing, high-quality products are available to even members of the non-nobility. If only there were a way to show off your personal decadence AND solve a…