The Issue:
A hat is usually sufficient to block the glare of the direct light of the sun, but sometimes this just isn’t enough. For example, if you’re at the beach, on a lake, or in a burning-hot parking lot, there can be enough reflected light to make the outdoors unbearably bright even for a hat-wearer (Figure 1).

In these situations, you really want a pair of sunglasses. But what if you didn’t bring any?!
Proposal:
The solution is so obvious: your hat could simply have small “sunglass spots” of dark transparent material on the top: essentially a pair of built-in sunglasses.
Then, if it gets too bright out, you can just flip the hat down 90 degrees and wear it like a hockey mask (Figure 2).

Additional Potential Features:
An alternative version of this hat could also be used in a COVID / airborne plague / toxic gas situation, where the hat could flip down to become a gas mask.
This style of hat might also benefit from a chin strap, which could double as a “tie it to your head” strap to make it less likely to fall off.
PROS: Makes outdoor activities more appealing, thus potentially increasing national fitness.
CONS: Might get a little sweaty on a hot day. Blocks peripheral vision, which could reduce the wearer’s appreciation of the great outdoors.
Originally published 2026-10-19.

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