Background:
When on a meeting with video chat, people generally like to look at least vaguely professional / presentable, even if they just rolled out of bed 5 minutes before the meeting.
The issue:
There are two main problems in video chat for people who want to project a corporate-approved professional image:
- The background should look non-disastrous.
- The person taking the call should not look like they have been living in a cave for weeks (Figure 1).
Several videoconferencing applications have solved problem #1 by adding a “virtual green screen” feature, which can automatically transform the user’s messy room into an expensive-looking modern mansion interior (e.g. the house from the movie Parasite).

Proposal:
Fortunately, we can use the exact same green screen technology to allow the user to fix up their hair situation.
The implementation is simple: the user wears a cut-out green screen “hat” (Figure 2) that allows the computer to superimpose a flowing mane of magnificent hair behind them. Hair problem: solved!
Fig. 2: The head-attached green screen could be secured in place by a hairband, or it could be glued to the front of a pair of headphones.
PROS: Should save millions of hours per year in hair maintenance for videoconferencers.
CONS: May promote a new standard of unrealistically majestic hair.
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