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Half of the letters of the English alphabet require new names: let’s change them to make things easier for everyone!

Nov 7, 2022

Culture, Literature

letters, rename, rename alphabet, snek

Background: The English language has 26 letters. You are reading them right now! The Issue: Some of the letters of the alphabet are very poorly named. For example, “W” is pronounced “double-yoo,” which totally lacks the actual “w” sound (e.g. the leading sound in “what”) anywhere in it. Additionally, it’s absurd that the letter W…
Pet owners rejoice! Never wonder where your cat (or similar creature) is again, thanks to this cat-elongation technology.

Jun 20, 2022

Beasts, Culture, Household

cat tail, catnology, pets, snake cat, snakecat, snek

Background: Some types of pets (notably, cats) are fond of both 1) hiding and 2) napping. The Issue: This can make it difficult for the pet owner to know if their treasured beast is inside the house. Did it come back in the house from the patio? Or is it sleeping in a tree outside?…