Mortal Kombat Scorpion

Maintain a clean and orderly office with this new method for cleaning office chairs out of the aisles. No more un-navigable cluttered “open plan” offices! Read on for a special additional idea involving a harpoon.

Jul 14, 2025

Furniture, Small Business, UI / UX

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The Issue: In the “open plan” office (a more-cramped version of the classic “cubicle” office plan), there are typically there are many rows of desks with narrow aisles between them (Figure 1). Often, these aisles are quite long, and they may be completely cluttered with office chairs. Proposal: Although in a perfect world, people would…