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Podiatrists hate it! Throw away your obsolete footwear and prostrate yourself before the new ultimate invention, the “shruler.” You’ll never believe what happens in the last paragraph!

Nov 7, 2016

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The issue: If you’re reading this, it is overwhelmingly likely that you own at least one pair of shoes. But your shoes are probably single-purpose products that have thus far been left out of the multi-purpose-product revolution. Your phone is also a camera, map, flashlight, web browser, and more—why are your shoes just shoes and…