devour a cake like a wild beast

Exercise self-control and never wantonly snack again with this amazing new home design tip! Your kitchen will thank you.

May 2, 2016

Architecture, Diet & Food, Fitness, Health

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Background: When a fully-stocked kitchen is just one room away from you, it’s really easy to constantly snack at non-officially-sanctioned mealtimes. The issue: But the tyranny of prescribed mealtimes must be obeyed if one is to avoid eventually becoming completely spherical (due to being completely full of delicious snacks). Fig 1: A delicious snack in…