Stop wasting all that time maintaining your long hair—this sartorial secret will save you hours every week!
It’s time-consuming—and potentially expensive—to maintain long hair to the exacting standards demanded by society (Figure 1).
If one could somehow distract and/or obscure the true status of one’s hair, the tyranny of personal hygiene would be escaped!
But is this an impossible dream?
No, it is possible! Specifically, through the means of a “long hair camouflage” shirt made of material that mimics the hair color of the wearer (Figure 2).
The casual observer will be unsure where the long hair / unkempt beard ends and the shirt begins, and will be forced to conclude that the shirt’s wearer is a dapper individual of fine grooming.
This is the next fashion trend—get ahead of it by reserving your personal hair-colored shirts now!
PROS: Increases self-esteem of wearers, reduces time spent on hair maintenance, thus saving thousands of hours that can be applied toward new Linux screensavers and Python web-scraping libraries.